A LITTLE GRAVEYARD HUMOR.......
Two men were walking home
after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery.
"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name"
A man placed some flowers on the gave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.
The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating.
"Why did you have to die?" Why did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but his demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then